Tuesday, March 29, 2011

I have all the answers.

If you haven't noticed, it is, indeed, mating season.

You know what that means?

It means that the weather is getting hot, and there is no better time to get on your bike. Kill two birds with one stone, nay a whole flock, and get your ass in the saddle and ride! So what has this to do with mating? Everything I tell you, everything.

Ladies, if you are looking for a partner and have run out of ideas, let me tell you where it's at; the bike paths. So here's what you do:

1. Shave those legs.
2. Throw on some spandex.
3. Watch the heads turn.

Gentlemen, I did not forget you, oh no. You want the scoop as well? Here is my advice for you, and all you need is a sunny day.

1. Shave those legs.
2. Throw on some spandex.
3. Watch the heads turn.

Get on a bike, friends. Take in the sun, lose some pounds, and feel better.

Lauren and I will see you around!

26 comments:

  1. What effect is that on your picture?

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  2. I'm Mfing ready for mating time!

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  3. Hey guys! Pixels and plastic wrap filter on CS3 :)

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  4. alright done with the first step, now to get some male xl spandex

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  5. Not sure about spandex haha, 1+ follower!

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  6. I'll have to get my mountain bike out and tuned up. I'll pass on the shaved legs and spandex though lol.

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  7. I've been meaning to go on a bike ride lately!

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  8. No way in hell am I going to shave my legs, haha.

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  9. This weather is seriously making me feel stupid on a bike. Its hot and humid and Im wearing a leather coat. The second I get off my bike, its raining frozen lightning. Once I hop back on, its hot and humid again. Friggin bikes.

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  10. And its a great way to stay in shape xD
    great advice though, youll know their an energetic person too and be down for adventures and activities rather than the usual shit

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  11. :D :D :D :D summer baby oh yea cant wait
    How to Hack Life.

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  12. Do I really have to shave my legs? That seems like attacking Chewbacca with a gillette...

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  13. I always see bikers around my neighborhoods golf course. Maybe i should try this.

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  14. legs already shaved :D +followed (:

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  15. Mating season is all year for me, haha. Followed.

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  16. Dude, that picture is kinda freaky ;)

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  17. First thing I though about reading this post?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk

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  18. Awesome blog man! Keep up the good work! It will pay off!

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  19. Lol, weird. I like to ride my bicycle, but I'd never be that into it... Keep up the good work though!

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