If you haven't noticed, it is, indeed, mating season.
You know what that means?
It means that the weather is getting hot, and there is no better time to get on your bike. Kill two birds with one stone, nay a whole flock, and get your ass in the saddle and ride! So what has this to do with mating? Everything I tell you, everything.
Ladies, if you are looking for a partner and have run out of ideas, let me tell you where it's at; the bike paths. So here's what you do:
1. Shave those legs.
2. Throw on some spandex.
3. Watch the heads turn.
Gentlemen, I did not forget you, oh no. You want the scoop as well? Here is my advice for you, and all you need is a sunny day.
1. Shave those legs.
2. Throw on some spandex.
3. Watch the heads turn.
Get on a bike, friends. Take in the sun, lose some pounds, and feel better.
Lauren and I will see you around!
What effect is that on your picture?
ReplyDeleteThat pic looks so strange...
ReplyDeleteI'm Mfing ready for mating time!
ReplyDeleteHey guys! Pixels and plastic wrap filter on CS3 :)
ReplyDeletealright done with the first step, now to get some male xl spandex
ReplyDeleteNot sure about spandex haha, 1+ follower!
ReplyDeleteI'll have to get my mountain bike out and tuned up. I'll pass on the shaved legs and spandex though lol.
ReplyDeletetime to mate!
ReplyDeleteI've been meaning to go on a bike ride lately!
ReplyDeleteYou're funny. Nice blog!
ReplyDeleteThis weather is seriously making me feel stupid on a bike. Its hot and humid and Im wearing a leather coat. The second I get off my bike, its raining frozen lightning. Once I hop back on, its hot and humid again. Friggin bikes.
ReplyDeleteAnd its a great way to stay in shape xD
ReplyDeletegreat advice though, youll know their an energetic person too and be down for adventures and activities rather than the usual shit
I lol'd. Followed.
ReplyDelete:D :D :D :D summer baby oh yea cant wait
ReplyDeleteHow to Hack Life.
Do I really have to shave my legs? That seems like attacking Chewbacca with a gillette...
ReplyDeleteno I won't shave my legs xD
ReplyDeleteHaha, epic!
ReplyDeleteI always see bikers around my neighborhoods golf course. Maybe i should try this.
ReplyDeletelegs already shaved :D +followed (:
ReplyDeleteMating season is all year for me, haha. Followed.
ReplyDeleteDude, that picture is kinda freaky ;)
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I though about reading this post?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk
Awesome blog man! Keep up the good work! It will pay off!
ReplyDeleteLol, weird. I like to ride my bicycle, but I'd never be that into it... Keep up the good work though!
ReplyDeleteAww do I have to ? haha
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